I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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