Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize