I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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