3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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