i just wanna soil my oats bro
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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