I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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