I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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