I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
