we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
thus making me awesome and them whores
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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