waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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