Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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