I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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