we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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