Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Is it because I queefed?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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