I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
