Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
do herpes really smell.
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My liver just had a heart attack.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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