I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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