I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
