he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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