You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dude i'm inner monologue high
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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