We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Are we still banned from the library?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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