lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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