Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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