Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize