My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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