He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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