just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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