Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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