You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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