Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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