So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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