Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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