so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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