Your tits are I can't wait for
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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