i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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