I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
This baby is an asshole
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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