I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
