I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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