Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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