Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
