Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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