The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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