how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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