Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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