I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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