if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
how drunk are you?
Several
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
