Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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