my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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