I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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