You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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