Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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