I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Duck Duck Cougar?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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