I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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