the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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