At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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