Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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